un dia con miles scourge y fiona antes de la batalla final 2/4

advertencia este cap puede tener lenguaje vulgar y ofensivo a otros se recomienda discreción 
en el cap anterior

miles: por lo que veo estamos en una clase de desierto 


scourge: pero como chuchas llegamos aquí 

miles: pues supongo que esa explosión nos mando a la mierda 

scourge: bueno como sea tenemos que salir de aquí 

20 minutos después

miles: (con una guitarra) :3 a esta canción la llamo "la canción de la hoguera" 

Vamos a reunirnos y cantar nuestra canción 
la C-A-N-C-I-O-N de la hoguera y si quieres 
intentemos cantarla la carrera de la hoguera cantar 
la canción. 

scourge: WTF???

C-A-N-C-I-O-N de la hoguera x2 
y si quieres intentemos cantarla la carrera 
de la hoguera cantar la canción 
C-A-N-C-I-O-N de la hoguera 
SCOURGE!! 

muy bien 
intentemos intentemos 
cantar nuestra canción 

OH YEA!

scourge: oye no quiero ser aguafiestas pero ya vamos mas de 20 minutos aquí y a ti se te ocurre cantar oye mira weon es una lampara magia 

miles: o es verdad weon seremos ricos solo tenemos que vendérselo al calvo de history channel y ganaremos mucho dinero 

en la mente de scourge 

scourge: buen día señor le traigo un objeto que lo dejara sorprendido le traigo una única e incomparable lampara mágica y que me dice señor a que no esta chevere 

señor: pues te ofrezco una patada en el culo y me estoy arriesgando 

scourge: mierda 

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ya afuera de la mente de scourge 

miles: no te preocupes yo la frotare asdadlasdladsldadlasdladakdsldjlaldjsdfla



miles: hay cabrón se parece al E.T.

genio: si mi madre es madre de mi padre 

scourge: que pedo (nota: que pedo es un sinónimo de que pasa pero es mas vulgar) 

miles: sabes que es un genio 

genio: si lo se pero mi magia no puede arreglar esto así que pide tus dos deseos 

miles: YES 

scourge: a ver a ver a ver no que los genios cumplen 3 deseos 

genio: yo solo cumplo 2 mierda y pues pidan los deseos o se van a joder a otra parte 

scourge: hay que pensar en algo espera y fiona no venia con nosotros en el ferrari 

miles: es verdad weon con la explosión tubo que a ver salido a la mierda y ahora puede que este siendo violada por un grupo de negros 

scourge: *pesando cosas pervertidas y sangrándole la nariz* 

miles: *le pega* imbécil yo decía violarla pero de pegarle no teniendo relaciones a la fuera

scourge: haaaaaa *limpiándose* 

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